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I was in London with my sister. We were walking down the streets and I was looking down like usual, all “tralalala”, and… BAM! I friggin’ walked into this HUGE lamppost. It made a noise you CANNOT even imagine. TOTAL strangers started laughing their butts off, while pointing at me, all happy and gay. I, on the other hand, must have lost like THIRTY NEURONS ALLTOGETHER.
You should know that I’m EXTREMELY clumsy. I walk into things, I drop things, I break things… the whole caboodle!
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